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Town swarming with Santa's after Father Christmas ban!

A US town that banned Father Christmas is now swarming with Santas.

Kensington town council outlawed St Nicholas from its traditional Christmas tree lighting ceremony on religious grounds.

But 50 Santa's turned up marching on the town hall. Hundreds of pro and anti-Santa demonstrators also clashed. One Santa was taken into custody by police.

Local residents and national media criticised the decision of councillors in Maryland town.

Santa was banned because some residents complained he had no place at a non-religious event, reports The Baltimore Sun.

Protestors chanted, "No Santa, No Peace!" and carried signs declaring, "Mean Spirited Arrogant Santa Hating Liberals" and "PC = Stupid."

The local fire department also rode through town with a Santa leading the fire trucks. Traditionally, Santa helps the Mayor to turn on the lights.

"This whole thing is ludicrous," said Santa impersonator and local resident Fred S. Hass. "Santa Claus is not a religious figure."

Two protestors holding a placard saying, "If Jews can ban Santa, why can't we ban Jews?" had it torn down by a teen Santa after the crowd chanted, "Take it down! Take it down!" He was led away by policemen.

One resident has now vowed to stand for local election to the town council - as Santa Claus.

Scientists plan spray-on sex drug

Canadian researchers are developing a spray-on aphrodisiac.

Scientists at Concordia University in Montreal have been testing the nasal spray on rats.

The synthetic chemical would help trigger desire in both men and women.

Unlike drugs like Viagra, it stimulates desire rather than simply improving blood flow to the genitals.

Jim Pfaus, a psychology professor at Concordia, said: "If it actually stimulates desire, then it meets the more classical definition of an aphrodisiac."

PT-141 is a copy of a neuropeptide that stimulates sexual-response centres deep in the brain, reports the Canoe website.

Prof Pfaus said the drug could be a groundbreaking treatment for women who suffer from sexual-arousal disorders.

He said: "It's the first time I've seen a drug that had such a specific effect. I've never seen a drug that does something so bloody effectively."

He found female rats given the spray were much more likely to solicit sex from their mates and were also less fussy about where it happened.

The drug has undergone one phase of testing in men and a trial among women is planned. The drug, if successful, will not be available for about four years.

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