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After reading your personal ad on Yahoo I thought
there may be potential. I took this thought with me to
the alter where I then asked Satan to approve of this
idea. He accepted for the price of merely 2 souls.
This being the fewest babies I have ever had to
sacrafice to gain the love of my victim, I know that
we are soul mates. Dont fret, my love, I will soon
come for you. You will be mine.... Mephistopheles

I havn't recieved a reply from my first email. No
matter, master Satan will make you mine regardless. It
would be much easier if you cooperated from the
beginning, though.
Mephistopheles

Helo
I saw and read your profile about your will.You want i
am 80% as it but i am Mosleam and not a citizen of
U.S.A.
Haman Honey

(wow, and for free! LOLOLOL..another sicko to add to the list)

hiiiiii

I wanted to send this email out and proposition you with an offer. The offer
is based on a feeling I got after I read your personal. The feeling was
tight and sexually tenuous. You are in a fast-paced corporate rat race, and
my impulse is to be with you and to try to relax you... to give you a break
from the tense daily work anxiety routine... settle you into your own skin...
I am a very clean, sexy, guy. A little over your age limit (just turned
34), but very smart, fit, fuN and honest. If you are tempted by my offer,
don't be afraid to come back at me - this would be a good experience!

holy SHIT!
There is nothing in this world, and believe me when I
say this, more sought after and cherished than the
grace and elegance of a truly beautiful woman and I
must say you are among the finest I have seen in a
very long time!!!

I am a 30 year old single white male living in north
Phoenix by metro center and I am writing to you in
hopes of asking you something. Forgive me for being a
bit forward and bold but I am searching for someone to
help me fulfill my ultimate sexual fantasy. I
apologize in advance if this offends and/or appalls
you but I figure it is worth a try. I don't want to
say my interest in you only lies in the accomplishment
of my fantasy because it is not true. I would love to
get to know you, however I will be honest to say that
I am mainly looking for someone to fulfill it with me,
then if something develops then I welcome it. I don't
normally do this sort of thing but I figure it is a
safe way to get my intentions out in the open.

Well my fantasy is very simple. I am looking for a
lady who will only let me perform cunnilingus unto her
and then when she has had enough I simply leave. I do
not necessarily want to have intercourse, I just want
to show up at your door, get right down to eating you
out and then when you want me to I leave. It is my
passion and desire to perform orally and I derive as
much pleasure doing it as much as the pleasure I am
giving. I am hoping that you seriously consider this
and give me the chance to do this with you. I would
certainly consider it an honor and delight!! Please
let me know what you think. All I need is at least 3
hours of your time, more if you can handle it (lol).

Please if you are serious about maybe wanting to do
this with me please write back and I will tell you
more. I do have a pic and I do have naked ones too
but you'll have to ask for them specifically because I
don't want to scare you without you first knowing
about it.
!!

Your typical wetback....you should see this guys picture....like whoa...

Hi, I saw you on LOVE@AOL and I like you very much, I think I can be the
man of your dreams, I am 27 years old and I am from Mexico city, I can
travel million of miles to get you.
I love blonde women like you and the dream of my lif is to get marry in
the USA.
I send you my picture.... and kisses.

You need someone who take care of you, and that one it´s me...

ew......

You sound like my dream - I want to rollerblade with
you, hold you, touch you, lick you taste you...


Let me know if you are interested!

Whoa...a real nut job, that's for sure! I don't believe I kept it going...hehehehe

Something gives me the impression that you're the type of person that would
give me a hard time about changing my underwear...
-Eric

MY RESPONSE: "What?"

I just like to find someone's limits on the frequency on changing their
underwear.

I believe that it should be an integral part on a conversation, hygeine says
a lot about a person. Well, I'd like to know beforehand, wouldn't you?

bye for now

MY RESPONSE: you are a fuckin freak.....

Just having an impulse to make randomly odd observations. Freaks, geeks, do we not all drink from the same toilet water ?...

I would have to believe that this guy is from Wisco... This is some serious bullshit. Market your fan club as a pro-bowler, I am sure you couldn't pay me enough either buddie..hehehe LMAO!

Seriously jacquelyn,
i am a professional bowler who lives in mesa.
i am looking into developing a fan club but dont have the first idea how to market it properly......that's where you come in. so i dont know how much you'd be interested in helping me out......i am sure i couldnt pay you what you make for your real estate deals.....unless this fan
club really takes off.
If you would like to sit down and talk about this.....hit me back and we'll go from there.

thank you for your time,
michael haugen jr

What the Fuck is this??? Poetry??? OMG!

A sight to behold he sees her pose, A wisp of a smile, imp to her toes. A sassy
gal who is also quite classy. You might wonder whose hearts she's inspired with
her looks so enchanting. For to spend an evening with her by the crackling logs,
would surely lose your heart to passions fire. To rise the next day and take in
sun's rise, with reds, yellows and orange afire. With a face such as hers a
man's heart has no chance but to be speared with cupids lance. Best, Thane
idic@idic.org

This is so sappy I could PUKE! Spare me buddy...

Well, I just wanted to say that so far you are the only one who has captured both my heart and my mind, I was hoping that maybe you would like to start a
friendship, it always needs to start with a friendship. A relationship can't work without knowing what each other wants and likes, as well as the don't wants and likes. I am 24 years old, my mother is from Hawaii, my father is
German. I am in training to be a cop and I hope that maybe I could wake up in the morning and kiss my beautiful wife and wish her a good day and off to work I go. Who knows, maybe it is you. Hope to hear from you soon. Chris. I am hoping to receive a response but I just want to tell you that I hope you are looking for someone who loves romance, cooks, has a great career, loves to go on picnics and long drives as well as long walks in the park. I also wanted to ad that if it ever worked out with us, I would cherish you everyday, you are so beautiful, it would be an honor and a privelage to have you next to me, I am not the kind of guy who takes things for granted and then sob when the time comes and that person isn't there anymore, I realize what I have when I have it.

Another pathetic example of Desparity...and a form letter too...

I Just wanted to say that I'm not the one who will lay next to you, gazing into the horizons of your lovely, heavenly eyes day after day. I'm not the one who will give you the great life and all of its wonderful necessities.
I'm just a fragment of what you deserve to have, which isthat knight and shining armor. I'm just a mere reflection of a man who want to sudmit to your
needs and your desires.
I've found myself whistling all day. I feel like i'm seeing the world through a child's eyes.
you are so lovely as a june afternoon when the sky is a flawless blue. You are so unreal, so incredible, so amazing , how can you single? I cannot but
wonder how nice it would be to wake up every mornin and see your beautiful face and your heavenly smile. That would light up my world or any man's.
I hope you don't mind me saying that.
Anyway about me- I'm 29. French. very single. I 'm 5'11", medium built , brown eyes, dark hair, 190 lbs. I work as a maitenance tech full time. I also take pictures and fix computers on my spare time. I enjoy reading,
biking traveling, taking pictures, shoot pool , indoor or outdoor fun and anything that are fascinating, exciting and intense.
My ideal of a woman is someone who is brilliant, passionate, intense, creative, with a tender loving heart and who loves to kiss. Someone who can inspire me, intrigue me, mistify me, motivate me and take my breath away.
Someone who likes to experiment and explore and make love in new places. A wild woman.
I'm sorry to make it short but i have to do something. if you have any question feel free to drop a line.
I hope to hear from you soon and I also hope i didn't bored you to death.
May the gentle breeze always caress your beautiful face and your smile.

FREAK!

Hi...I'm Ryan, I'm 21, 5'10", Brown Hair, green eyes, and i live in Mesa..I like movies, i'm a student at ASU. I'm looking for someone to hang out with and have some fun. I am married but my wife is bi so she see's other women and says its ok if i do too. I'm not looking for only sex...I'm looking for a friend and maybe a friend w/benifits. I have a pic on a web page --
http://www.geocities.com/jlennon300/ourprivatepage.html -- i'm of course the only guy on it...If you might be interested e-mail me back at jlennon300@aol.com --put ryan in the subject line...Well I hope to hear from you...and i would love to see any pics you want to share.....<3,
Ryan

Boliver B. Bucklenuts.....???

Hello there, I'm thinking that this could be fun specially cause Im in a spunky type silly mood! Ok, so let me start out by introducing my self as Kevin,um. Yeah I feel that is better than Boliver B. Bucklenuts, I get odd looks when I use that name, hehe I love to have fun! I like to take rides in elevators, and when it is full of people I secretly push the stop button and wait to see how long it takes for people to panic. Heck, one time I did it when I was by my self, to see how long before I started to panic. I love exercise, especially when I can watch from the couch. Im 34 and once I tried to pass myself off as a 65-year-old at McDonalds to get the senior discount. Sometimes I like to go to Target or Wal-Mart and goof off, like when I go to the toy dept, I take up a whole isle setting up a full scale battle field with GI Joes and X men. I have been known to get boxes of
condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking. Put M&M's on layaway thats a fun one. Never ask me to get you a can of soda, cause I like to secretly shake the can on my way back. I have found that a cattle prong works quite well when waking friends after a hard night of partying. Its even amusing to the friends that are already up. I like to go to the airport and dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible. I was born in Phoenix and live here in Tempe, which is approx. quarter of a mile from the sun. I do have my serious side to me as well, but only when asked ok wait, wait I really do. Here are some other things that I really
like to do, I love camping at the sand dunes and specially riding my high performance quad chasing the sunset and roosting sand. I love to do paintings as a hobby too. I dig romance and I like to do little things like bring a flower with me when I visit my date. Or the card thing is fun to. Random acts of kindness are in my schedules all the time. I think that making someone smile is a great gift to have and
I do. I can be the all a round type of guy. I will go to AC/DC concert as well as the Phoenix symphony because I like all arts. Ever notice the adaptability of someone with an open mind to all arts? I hope to hear from you, I believe that we can have a great time even if we just pal around. I have a lot to share if you have an interest.

HUGSS to you
Kevin

Gotta be the best one yet!!!!! AHHHHH!

My name is Joseph I am good with my hands and I love necks. If you want to be
laid and ridin like you have never been before then contact me at
dbz_joseph@yahoo.com ASAP If your not contact me and let me know. See you later
sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the house all to myself tomorrow. Call me tonight at
8:00pm and I will give you directions.